Dil ko chune wali baat

Non Muslim Bola: Bilkul Nahi, Sirf Chuninda Log Hi Queen Elizabeth Ko Hath Mila Sakte Hai.

Aalim Muskuraye Aur Bole: Hamari Aurate Bhi Malika (Queens) Hai Aur Malika(queens) Kisi Ajnabi Ko Haath Nahi Milati..

S A W A A L:- Gair Muslim Ne FR Pucha: Tumhari Ladkiya Khudko Cover Kar Ke Q Rakhti Hai( parde ) Me Q Rehti Hai?
J A W A A B:- Aalim Muskuraye Aur Do Chocolate Nikalee,
Pehla Chocolate Khole Aur Dusra Nahi Khole.
Fir Dono Chocolate Ko Gandi Zamin Par Feke Aur Gair Muslim Se Bole:
Agar ME In Dono Me Se Tumhe Ek Uthaane Ko Kahu ,To Tum Konsa Chocolate Uthana Pasand Karonge ?

Gair Muslim Ne Jawab Diya: Kagaz Me Dhakaa Huwa

Aalim Bole: Isi Tarha Hum Apni Aurato Ko Sikhate Hai..Aur Usi Najar Se Dekhte Hai.. k Duniya Ki Gandagi Use Na Chuye

S A W A A L:- Non Muslim : Agar Rab (ALLAH) Hai To Dikhao..

J A W A A B:- Aalim Bole: Suraj Ko Dekho

Non Muslim Bola: Use Me Nahi dekh Sakta Uski Kirne Meri Aankh Ko Takleef Deti Hai.

Aalim Bole: Agar Tum Us Rab Ki Banaee Huwi Us Chiz Ko Nahi Dekh Sakte To Tum Us Banane Wale Rab Ko Kya Dekh Pa-o-ge ??

S A W A A L:- Akhir Us Non Muslim Ne Aalim Ko Ghar Bulakar Angur (Grapes) Diye,
Aalim Ne Khaye,
Fir Usne Wine(sharab) Ka Pyala Diya,
Aalim Ne Inkar Kiya,

Non Muslim Ne Kaha :-
Kaise Tum Muslims Wine Ko Manaa Karte Ho Aur Grapes Khate Ho..?

Jabki Wine Grapes Se Hi Nikalti Hai.?

J A W A A B:- Aalim Ne Pucha: Kya Tumhe Ladki Hai? Daughter?

Wo Bola Haa Haa Hai..

Fir Aalim Bole :-
Kya Tum Usse Shadi Kar Sakte Ho?

Non Muslim Bola:- Hargiz Nahi,

Aalim Bole: Subhana Allah,
Tumne Uski Maa Se Shadi Ki OR Ladki Se Shadi Karne Ka Inkaar Karte Ho Jabki Wo Usi Se Nikli Hai..

To Suniye Isi Tarha Angur Kha sakte hai..par Sharab Haraam Hai…